SEX in Iasi
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Legile lui Murphy depre sex:
[*]The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
[*]Nothing improves with age.
[*]No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.
[*]Sex has no calories.
[*]Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
[*]There is no remedy for sex but more sex.
[*]Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
[*]No sex with anyone in the same office.
[*]Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.
[*]A man in the house is worth two in the street.
[*]If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
[*]Virginity can be cured.
[*]When a man’s wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
[*]Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
[*]The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can’t stand years later.
[*]Sex is dirty only if it’s done right.
[*]It is always the wrong time of month.
[*]The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
[*]When the lights are out, all women are beautiful.
[*]Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won’t either.
[*]Sow your wild oats on Saturday night — Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
[*]The younger the better.
[*]The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.
[*]It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
[*]Sex discriminates against the shy and the ugly.
[*]Before you find your handsome prince, you’ve got to kiss a lot of frogs.
[*]There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex. But there is nothing exactly like it.
[*]Love your neighbor, but don’t get caught.
[*]Love is a hole in the heart.
[*]If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.
[*]Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.
[*]Do it only with the best.
[*]Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
[*]One good turn gets most of the blankets.
[*]You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.
[*]Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
[*]It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
[*]Thou shalt not commit adultery…..unless in the mood.
[*]Never lie down with a woman who’s got more troubles than you.
[*]Abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.
[*]Never argue with a women when she’s tired — or rested.
[*]A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn’t.
[*]What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.
[*]It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
[*]Never say no.
[*]A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn’t love her.
[*]Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps.
[*]Beauty is skin deep; ugly goes right to the bone.
[*]Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog.
[*]A man is only a man, but a good bicycle is a ride.
[*]Love comes in spurts.
[*]The world does not revolve on an axis.
[*]Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
[*]Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
[*]Don’t do it if you can’t keep it up.
[*]There is no difference between a wise man and a fool when they fall in love.
[*]Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.
[*]Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
[*]“This won’t hurt, I promise.”